The SPL. It's the fucking BOMB!

So two pieces of news from last week, one pretty straightforward, the other simply unbelievable, disgusting, insane and fucked up.

First, Neil Lennon, manager of Celtic, was sent a fucking LETTER BOMB by unknown agencies, otherwise known as Rangers supporters. A fucking LETTER BOMB. Designed to KILL the fat, ginger fucker, obviously. Now, yes, he's a despicable piece of shit, and yes his very existence hinders most right-minded people's breathing, but a fucking LETTER BOMB?

And now for the fucking unbelievable piece of news.

Darren Mackie, possibly the worst attacker to have played long-term for Aberdeen, is up for a testimonial.

10 years, and still only in double figures as far as goals are concerned.  Not even close to notching a hundred goals. In fact, going by the stats, he'll have to be here for another decade before he sclaffs in number 100.  And by that time he'll be getting ANOTHER fucking testimonial.

Now in all honesty it's hard to begrudge 'The Lioncub'* his testimonial.  He's always given the impossible, though oft-touted, 110%.  People seem to forget that 110% shite actually equates to 10% more shite than if he was only trying 100%.  Logically it would be better for everyone if he only tried, say, 50% of the time, because then he'd only be half as shite.

I think that's how it works.

Anyway, letter bomb to Lennon?

Yawn... tell me something I WOULDN'T expect the Old Firm scum to do.  Like NOT send a fucking letter bomb.  Now THAT would be a fucking surprise.

But a testimonial for Mackie?

Jesus, the world has gone mad.


*Without a shadow of a doubt the gayest nickname for any player, ever.