Last season we were shit beyond measure, and the season before that we were shit beyond measure. This season we have a golden opportunity to make it three seasons of being shit beyond measure. No more finishing in the European placings for THIS backward, inbred team of England's lower division rejects, no, now we can look forward to season after season after season of circling the drain. The excitement of potential relegation is worth the admission fee alone.
But wait, am I being unfair?
This board has promised to put "significant investment" into the playing side of the club, and we all know that a promise made by the Aberdeen Board is a promise you can rely on... to be utter bollocks.
And so they replaced last seasons hopeless, talentless fucks with, let's see, ah yes, some NEW hopless, talentless fucks. Only, in a move that will surely delight everyone who supports this sad apology for a football club, they DIDN'T replace the two LEAST hopeless talentless fucks.
That's right. Rather than pull all the stops out in order to replace Nigerian U21 international, Sone Aluko, and full Scotland international Chris Maguire, the club have opted to just not fucking bother. So any creative spark that last seasons team of hopeless fucks may have had is gone. Bye-bye creativity, nice to have known ya. No place for your goal threat in the all new Season 2011-2012 Aberdeen team.
Of course I could just be being unfair to the club and the players, so let's see how they fare.
The opener for the new season was Aberdeen vs St. Johnstone. The Perth side rightly considered to be a relegation favourite, what with them being absolutely fucking terrible and all. Could this talentless Aberdeen team find a way through the mighty rock that is the St Johnstone defence, consisting as it does of four guys no-one has ever heard of?
